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11/28/2010

Microfiction Monday #59


As Galena calmed the oxen,

King Garret spoke to the cat skin covered man,

"Never touch me, you twit!"
 
 

17 comments:

Ruthi said...

LOL... nice take on this. Yeah Dude... never touch the King. You'll never know what you touched before that.

Ruthi

Susan Fobes said...

You started out so gallently that I didn't see it coming-my laugh that is. I actually laughed out loud at this one. Thank you!

Sylvia K said...

What a hoot! You just can't trust those men in cat skins!! I love it! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! Enjoy your week!

Sylvia

Peggy said...

The new catman.
Twit is sood word.
Hilarious.

Kay L. Davies said...

That's right, king-touching is a no-no. If I were the king, I'd use it as a reason to put the cat-skin-wearer in the tower for 20 years.
Thanks for the laugh.
-- K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

greatttt said...

Wow! I'm speechless. So original!

gaelikaa

Maria@BubblegumandDuctTape said...

haha, "you twit" very funny, loved your take on it, made me laugh.

BECKY said...

Ha! Loved this!

the replicant said...

He's obviously a barbarian and ignorant of royal etiquette.

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

I might have told cat-man the same thing myself. Very funny!

I love the Boxers in your header pic. Boxers are such fun-loving dogs. :)

SouthLakesMom said...

Yeah, I wondered about that "attempt to fondle" going on but I couldn't wrestle it into a MF entry -- you did a great job!

hope said...

Ah, the King is indeed wise. Nice one!

Diane said...

He was being a little forward and pushy there.... :O)

Mama Zen said...

I didn't see it coming, either! Very funny!

izzy said...

wow, they went to all the trouble of oxenizing them all ! whew!

Quilly said...

What does he expect from a man drapped in fur, wearing a dress and toeless boots? Hmmmm....?

faith said...

Funny! Enjoyed this one!