Dinner Guests

J B Stanley at asks:
What four fictional friends would you invite to The Olive Garden? Here's my not entirely serious list:

Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mockingbird because he would be an interesting conversationalist with passionate views and a clear sense of right and wrong. He would put forth his uniquely honest opinions about world events.

Holly Golightly, Breakfast at Tiffany's, to add whimsy and high spirit to the gathering.

The Cat in the Hat in the person of Johnny Depp because he's a bit scary and a lot off-beat.

Zorro because----where do I begin? He's a handsome, Latin, noble man...and so much more!! Holly and I would enjoy that!!!

I would be the hyperventilating fool in the fifth chair trying to act casual and nonchalant while breathing into a paper bag. Pass the Romano please!

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? ---George Carlin

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