Behold the amazing Vivaldi yarn plant with a yarn ball ready for the picking!
There's a wonderful variety of patterns at http://www.garnstudio.com/lang/en/visgarn_soek.php?g=Vivaldi&lang=
I'm thinking of a lacey, soft shawl in this beautiful fluffy mohair.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.